Me First!

The joke political party just for me...

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Why is Me First! different from other political parties?

The problem with all political parties both in Australia and internationally is that they lack of philosophical and organization coherence. Every party presents a confusing and contradictory set of statements derived from bastardised ideology and the need to appease conflicting interests within the party. Me First! overcomes these problems by having just one party member – me.

As the only member of Me First! I set the political character and policy platform and as a result it all makes perfect sense to me. Me First! is the only truly democratic party because everything the membership wants the membership instantly gets from the party organization. From moment to moment the Party Executive (me) knows exactly what the membership (me) is thinking. This makes Me First! incredibly responsive to changing political circumstances.

Of course the membership cannot work towards Me First! objectives all by itself which is why Me First! also has the Me Too supporter network for everyone who cannot be a member of Me First! but desperately wants to contribute to its political success.